defintion of twilight; a depressed girl who can't decide if she wants a dog or a dead guy.

Son: Dad, my math teacher yelled at me today! Dad: Why?! Son: My teacher asked me what is 3 x 2, and I answered 6. Dad: That's right! Son: Then he asked me what is 2 x 3 Dad: WTH is the difference? Son: That's what I said...

I knew that Eminem`s real name was Marshall Mathers... And I knew Eminem sounds like M & M... but I just realized that M & M stands for Marshall Mathers.... I now feel stupid.

Girl: I can be naughty Boy:How naughty?? Girl: Reall Naughy Boy: Show me :) Girl: **Snaps the boys black ops disk** Boy:....

You can hide the pain you feel and make others believe that you have moved on, but you can never deny the truth to yourself, that the person who has failed and hurt you is still the person you'll always choose to love.

THAT KICK-ASSS MOMENT WHEN THE TEACHER CALLS ON YOU BECAUSE THEY THOUGHT YOU WEREN`T PAYING ATTENTION AND YOU ANSWER THE QUESTION RIGHT. IT'S LIKE WHAT NOW. B!TCH. (;

Just had a fight with my alarm clock. It wanted me to wake up, I disagreed. Things got violent, Now its broken & Im awake... Not sure who won.

A Girl found a Tear in his Boyfriend's Eye. She Hugged him. The Boy continued to cry and the Girl asked Why ? Boy :- If for every tear I get a hug from you... then i would cry forever.

Busco un corazón,pero no un corazón cualquiera... Tiene que ser uno compatible con la dureza de los tiempos en los que vivimos, para poder soportar las pruebas... Busco un corazón fuerte,pero lo suficientemente blando como para percibir el dolor de la gente y sensibilizarme ante ellos...Busco un corazón con un ritmo que sea ligero pero controlado al mismo tiempo, para que me ayude a tener paciencia ante las cosas que me parecen injustas, pero que yo no puedo cambiar... Busco un corazón estable; que me dé la seguridad que necesito para enfrentar mi destino y saber que todo tiene su lugar y su tiempo; que nada ocurre por casualidad... Busco un corazón que simplemente ame, porque el amor es la clave de todo: del principio y del fin, de parar o seguir,de vivir o morir... Busco un corazón especial......¿Acaso lo tienes tú?

el exito mas grande es la aceptacion de uno mismo

mi vida mi desorden MI PROBLEMA!

Amar es cuando tu lo vez y te pones nervioso... :)

life is like riding a bicycle to keep you balance you must keep moving

life is like riding a bicycle to keep you balance you must keep moving

la vida es un gran lienzo arrogale toda la pintura que quieras

forget love... i´d rather fall in chocolate

atelophobia

Atelophobia (from the Greek: ατελής, atelo, "imperfect, incomplete" and φόβος, phóbos, "fear") is the fear of not being good enough or imperfection. It can be very severe in some cases causing depression.

"Some individuals who have Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder fear that they are not doing everything “right”, or that they will make some error in their daily routines unless they check and recheck. Many phobias stem from a fear of being imperfect. Many individuals are unduly concerned with what others think of them and hence develop a phobia of imperfection. Examples of fears of imperfection are talking on the phone, going for a job interview, writing in front of others, eating in front of others, or speaking in public

Por Los Que Se Hablan En La Mente Cuando Estan Solos/as

Hola Amor, Te amo sabes y Mucho

Yo Tambien He Fingido Estar BIEN! Cuando No Es Asi'

Bienvenidos al FACEBOOK.. Donde los AMORES son perfectos.!Donde los HABLADORES dicen la verdad.!Donde todos presumen vivir bien y estar ENAMORADOS de sus parejas.! Donde tus ENEMIGOS son los que mas visitan tu perfil.!Donde tus EX-AMIGOS te bloquean.!Donde tus EX-AMORES te eliminan.! Donde escribes una cosa e INTERPRETAN lo que se les da la gana y donde seguro piratean este POSTE porque esta buenisimo..

Si se Rien De Ti, Por Ser Diferente RIETE DE ELLOS X SER IGUALES

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
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Que tu cuerpo es pa' darle alegria y cosa buena
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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
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Heeeeeey Macarena
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Lo leíste cantando, verdad? jaja

Para Las MUJERES ♥! Recuerda Que Eres Como Una Manzana Hermosa! Si La Manosean Mucho, La Manzana Se Pudre, Y Si Se Pudre Nadie La Quiere ;)!

S.O.L.T.E.R.O = Sociedad Organizada Libre de Traiciones, Errores Románticos y Obligaciones.

Un hombre ama a mil mujeres ,Un caballero ama a una mujer de mil maneras

Panic! At The Disco: The Ballad Of Mona Lisa [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

Paramore: Brick By Boring Brick [OFFICIAL VIDEO]

ALEXANDRA STAN - Mr. Saxobeat