A Facebook Chat between An EX couple Girl : Hey Boy : Hey =) Girl : How are you ? *Boy types : I am Miserable ! I need you Back ! I Miss you ! I LOVE YOU ! ! ! * Then Erased it.. Boy : I am Fine..

Two blondes fall down a pit. First Blonde: "It's dark in here isn't it..." Second Blonde: "I don't know, I can't see..."

when i'm laying in bed at night i think about my life, my regrets, what i did today, what i'm doing tomorrow, who i wish was in my life, what i should have said, & what would happen if i did things differently, but mostly, i think about what would happen.

G: What's the first thing you notice
when you look at another girl?

: That she's not you.

So make her laugh a little & help her get through, she used to cry & no one knew, help her out & treat her right, its been a while since she smiled so bright. Show her that not all guys lie, be the one to keep her tears dry.

Just spend one day with me, no kissing, no making out, just talking. talking about everything between us, and what happened.if you can spend one day, and honestly not feel one thing, I'll let you go. ♥

She's moved on. and i feel sorry for you because she thought you were the most amazing boy ever. if she could have any guy in the world, she would have picked you above the others. she thought you were different. she was wrong. Now you're just another guy to her.

Hey Google, why don`t you sit next to me during my exam? ;)

DAD: What can you do for my daughter? BF: I`d die for her! DAD: I don`t like you. BF: Why? DAD: I`m looking for someone who would live for her, not someone who would just die and leave her alone.

That perfect moment when you are with the love of your life and you cant stop smiling knowing everything is perfect just the way it is. ♥ ♥

when people write a status or a like page about something and think to yourself...they mean me!

most annoyn words ever when texting, especially when replied alone... 'Wow'. 'Lol'. 'K'. 'Nice'. 'Yea'.... I HATE short replies -_-

"Dude, where's my phone?! Like seriously? I just had it, I swear!" "Caaallm down." "How can I be calm? I can't find my phone!" "Dude, you're talking to me on your phone right now!"

"Dude, where's my phone?! Like seriously? I just had it, I swear!" "Caaallm down." "How can I be calm? I can't find my phone!" "Dude, you're talking to me on your phone right now!"

when someone say u r fat..... yus i know m fat,... u dont have to say.... duh!! m not blind!!!

I was not kissing your lips, I was telling your lips a secret "I love You"

Somewhere there is someone that dreams of your smile, and finds in your presence that life is worthwhile, so when you are lonely remember it’s true, someone somewhere is thinking of you.

Dear Girls, always remember that the SEXIEST curve on your body is........ YOUR SMILE. :)

Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.

I'm afraid to grow up because sometimes it seems like things will never feel this beautiful again :)

I got a card today saying 'Happy Valentine's Day love, from you know who'. Why the f*ck is Lord Voldemort sending me letters?

friends: Hi how are you :D bestfriends:Hey b!tch how u doin ;)

Guy: I'm jealous of your pillow. Girl: Why? Guy: because It sleeps next to you every night, it wipes away your tears, you hug it alot, and it gets to see you all the time.

Teacher: If you have one pound and you ask your dad for one pound, how much money do you have in total? Me: one pound Teacher: You dont know your maths! Me: YOU DONT KNOW MY DAD! Teacher: ...

you wanna no why i fell for you? because i love you. You made me happy. You were the first one to make me feel like i was special. You made me laugh when i just wanted to cry. You fixed my broken heart. You looked at me like i was the only one. ♥

Boy: imma go to sleep. Girl: ok Boy: i love you Girl: i love you too bye *hangs up* ...Girl sends text to boy saying "i dont want you to go" Girl's phone rings Girl: hello? Boy: i decided you were more important than sleep. ♥

Why BRA sizes are measurd as A,B,C,D,E,F not 1,2,3,4,5? because... A=As flat as Airport runway B=Barely Seen C=Comfortable D=Damn Gud E=Enormous F=Fake.

Why BRA sizes are measurd as A,B,C,D,E,F not 1,2,3,4,5? because... A=As flat as Airport runway B=Barely Seen C=Comfortable D=Damn Gud E=Enormous F=Fake.

That spider is more scared than you are!" .................................. OH REALLY?! DID IT TELL YOU THAT?

A girl is always right. Sometimes confused, misinformed, rude, stubborn, irritable & even downright stupid... but NEVER EVER wrong.